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Remember Alfie Patten, the 13-year old that got his 15-year old girlfriend pregnant? Well, turns out he’s not the father after all, and ogres really are the cheating whores I suspected. The fairy tales were true!

Alfie Patten, You Are….Not The Father! - Geekologie

seriously? like, seriously? what is that girl and her multiple partners on?!?!??!